
My initial plan was to use LED bulbs to line the front roof line of the house. After shopping for them for months online (and seeing how expensive they were), I found that Walmart carried them. So I bought several hundred feet of lights and over a thousand plastic clips to attach them to the roof. Due to Monica's ban on early Christmas lights, I wasn't allowed to start putting them up until the weekend after Thanksgiving. Thankfully, my brother was staying with us that weekend, so I recruited him to help me test the new light strings and pre-mount them on the clips. That took several hours.
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The failed LED lights |
When the lights were finally tested and strung, Randal helped me put them up (in 35 degree weather), including steadying the ladder on top of the porch roof so I could reach the peak of the front gable. That evening, when it came time for the grand illumination of the roof lights, I was sorely disappointed. Unfortunately, you get what you pay for and it turned out that the Wally World light strings were all significantly different colors. I immediately went back up on the roof myself in the dark and took down the offending dimmer strings.
The next day I went to Walmart and went through over 50 boxes of LED lights, taking each over to an outlet in the corner of the decorations area to test it's color. When I found enough that I thought I was satisfied with, I took them home and installed them that night on the roof. This time I had Monica's begrudging help because it was windy and in the high 20's. I then came off the roof and put up all of the incandescent lights on the porch and along the first story.
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Times Square, Pennsauken, NJ |
When I stepped back to take it all in, I again was disappointed. The allegedly "warm white" LED's were a totally different color than the incandescent strings and my OCD kicked into high gear again. So I went back up on the roof and tore down all of the LED lights. I decided that the mix of LEDs and incandescents would never work, so I was back at Walmart the next day, stocking up on thousands of icicle lights. That night, with temperatures hovering around 20 with 15-10 mph winds, I installed the icicle lights. I was thoroughly frozen, but happy with the outside.
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The living room decorations |
However, due to that snowfall, the very low temperatures, and even more snow and ice afterwards, I wasn't actually able to get up on the roof to remove the lights until the end of January. We went from Christmas classic to hot-mess rednecks in a few short week. That and we got our electric bill which went up over $200 for the time when the lights were up (I still insist the meter was read wrong). Oh well. At least I got to stock up on after Christmas clearance lights (several more thousand) to work up my planned Christmas 2010 spectacular!